Local police are asking people to keep an eye out for a mystery woman thought to live in the area, in connection with a rash of basketball thefts in the area. The detective in charge of the case, Officer Rookie Newbie, has started distributing copies of this photo after a co-worker suggested that the woman in the photo might be a person of interest. According to Officer Newbie: "Well, to be honest, I think we can explain how these basketballs were transported out of the area. What remains is to find the people involved and discover their motive."This is Officer Newbie's second case, his first being an unsolved kidnapping of someone named Prince Albert. "We know he's in a can", Officer Newbie said, "We just have yet to discover where. We WILL catch the perpetrators though, you can be sure of that!" Although several other officers attended the press conference, no other officer was able comment on either case, being busy either rolling on the floor or gasping for breath from what sounded suspiciously like laughing.
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